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ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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#Disney  #101 Dalmatians  #same  
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#Game of Thrones  

bumbleshark:

that one fictional character you ship with six other characters

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pleatedjeans:

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skywhaler:

jeanpaulfarte:

in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

"what sorts of plants grow on your planet?"

"i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say"

"tell us about the culture on your planet!"

"do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin"

"your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?"

"naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major"

Or one of the aliens is really pretentious and makes blanket statements like “oh that never happens on my planet”, but one of his friends butts in and is like “what the fuck are you talking about, we do that on my street all the time”

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#important  

meekrah:

what I learnt last night: if you’re imagining a creepy thing in your room or outside and it’s coming to get you, just imagine that it met another creepy thing and they started making out, forgetting you entirely. 

It worked for me

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#Mass Effect  #Garrus Vakarian