i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos:

osointricate:

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

AMEN

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foragecore:

a mandarin orange is a most lovely fruit. compact + comes in a very tidy little vessel. rich in vitamin c and other essential nutrients. very sweet also

(via wizardscience)

star-eaters:

touch starved on main. lovesick fool, absolutely begging for affection on main

(via femmefuckup)

nyanbinary-twans:

polyamory is just romantic communism

(via beanmilks)

wlwellbutrin:

wlwellbutrin:

one of my friends who never uses facebook just logged in to post “currently going beastmode on the fool who pilfered my lint roller”

(via funnyman-dogwhistle)

slimetony:

To the people who were terrible to me in high school, who were very few, because i am so charming and well liked: I forgive you. And I am also flexing on you every day.

(Source: slimetony, via attentiondeficitstarscream)

thatpettyblackgirl:

today’s kids will never understand the horrors of having to share ONE computer with the whole damn family

(Source: twitter.com, via 80slesbiab)

detective-like-i-give-a-damn:

theprettyboysclub:

2rsquared:

venusian–eye:

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

(via wizardscience)